Twenty mile an hour speed limit, it is impossible
Twenty mile an hour speed limit, who is responsible
Some autocrat in charge, who didn’t ask the people what they want
Being far too large, behaving just like a bully tyrant

Twenty mile an hour speed limit, my God it is so boring!
Twenty mile an hour speed limit, my God is that me snoring?
I think I may have fallen asleep at the wheel
When someone woke me up with a beep from their automobile

We’re not silly fools, so we don’t mind outside schools
But we’re fed up with being taken for a ride by you
We don’t mind sensible rules, but not the ridicules
All the derisible things, that you decide to do

It’s just another thing, where people haven’t had a say
It’s just another thing, where you’ve imposed your way

It is so clear, that there is no democracy
It is so clear, that this is just autocracy
It seems to us that there is no escape
From this corrupt institutional rape

A friend of mine got done, for doing twenty-one
He was made to pay a large sum, when they stuck it up his exhaust (ow!)

Isn’t it about time that the people had some say?
Isn’t it about time that you stopped imposing your way?
You don’t even encourage common sense
It seems that you prefer incompetence

My friend got fined once more, for doing twenty-four
And now he’s extra poor, and his exhaust is twice as sore (ow! ow!)

The way you run this place, is an absolute disgrace
Our local government, is autocratically bent

You lack consideration, as you cause degradation
You walk all over the people that actually pay your wage
There is no excuse, for coercive controlling abuse
Is it any wonder people feel outrage

We see you’ve got a nerve, you’re supposed to be there to serve
Let the decent people be, and stop taking the p
You shouldn’t have to learn, how to make a right turn
Let the people have some say, and go the right way